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The Twelve Days of Christmas: Lord of the Rings Style by the Amigos

On the 1st day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me:
One ring to rule them all

On the 2nd day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me:
2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all

On the 3rd day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me:
3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all

On the 4th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me:
4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all

On the 5th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me:
5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and
one ring to rule them all

On the 6th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me:
6 talking trees, 5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2
evil towers, and one ring to rule them all

On the 7th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me:
7 rings for dwarves, 6 talking trees, 5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little
hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all

On the 8th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me:
8 oliphants, 7 rings for dwarves, 6 talking trees, 5 evil rings (my precious), 4
little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all

On the 9th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me:
9 dark riders, 8 oliphants, 7 rings dwarves, 6 talking trees, 5 evil rings (my
precious), 4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule
them all

On the 10th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me:
10 Legolases, 9 dark riders, 8 oliphants, 7 rings for dwarves, 6 talking trees,
5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and
one ring to rule them all

On the 11th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me:
11—thousand Orcs dying, 10 Legolases, 9 dark riders, 8 oliphants, 7 rings for
dwarves, 6 talking trees, 5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little hobbits, 3 elven
rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all

On the 12th day of Christmas the White Wizard gave to me:
12 Aragorns, 11—thousand Orcs dying, 10 Legolases, 9 dark riders, 8 oliphants, 7
rings for dwarves, 6 talking trees, 5 evil rings (my precious), 4 little
hobbits, 3 elven rings, 2 evil towers, and one ring to rule them all