In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh,
this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's
not funny, it's intended to get you thinking..............
Dart Test...
 A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a  seminary class, given by her teacher, Dr. Smith.  She says that
Dr. Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons.
One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and knew
they were in for a fun day.
On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were
many darts. Dr. Smithtold the students to draw a picture of someone
that they disliked or someone who had made them angry, and he would
allow them to throw darts at the person's picture.
Sally's friend drew a picture of  who had stolen her
boyfriend. Another friend drew a picture of his little brother.
Sally drew a picture of a former friend, putting a great deal of
detail into her drawing, even drawing pimples on the face. Sally
was pleased with the overall effect she had achieved.
The class lined up and began throwing darts. Some of the
students threw their darts with such force that their targets were
ripping apart. Sally looked forward to her turn, and was filled
with disappointment when Dr. Smith, because of time limits, asked
the students to return to their seats. As Sally sat thinking about
how angry she was because she didn't have a chance to throw any
darts at her target. Dr. Smithbegan removing the target from the
wall.
Underneath the target was a picture of Jesus. A hush fell
over the room as each student viewed the mangled picture of Jesus;  
holes and jagged marks covered His face and His eyes were
pierced.
Dr. Smith said only these words... "In as much as ye have
done it unto the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto
Me."
      Matthew 25:40.
No other words were necessary; the tears filled eyes of the
students  focused only on the picture of Christ.
This is an easy test; you score 100 or zero. It's your
choice.
If you aren't ashamed to do this, please follow the
directions.
Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of
you, before My Father."

        Not ashamed ... pass this on.

        Ashamed ... delete  it.

One day Satan and Jesus  were having a conversation. Satan had
just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and
boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down
there. Set me a trap used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em
all!"
"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.
Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how
to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other,
how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to
invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have
fun!"
"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.
"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.
"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.
"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why,
you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you,
curse you and kill you!! You don't want those people!!"
"How much?" He asked again.
Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood."
Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price.
Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then
wonder why the world's going to hell.
Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but
question what the Bible says.
Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they
do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.
Or is it scary?
Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still
follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God ).
Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail
and! they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages
regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass
freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is
suppressed in the school and workplace.
Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on
Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.
Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will
not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure
what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to
them.
Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people
think of me than what God  thinks of me.
Will YOU pass this on? .... I did